“You Should Get Alastair To Write This.”
I’m known for being creative. And not in the sterile, middling sense you see thrown about on LinkedIn. Genuinely creative.
The best way to learn about how I work, think, and create is to…
“Alright Alastair…
Cool name or whatever…
But how do I know you’re actually any good at this copywriting thing?”
Great question, anonymous-hypothetical-skeptical-reader-person.
Here’s what some people have to say about my work:
You have a gift. Chris ORZECHOWSKI, A-LIST COPYWRITER AND EMAIL MARKETING LEGEND
Reliable, intelligent, funny — Alastair is fantastic. The ability to quickly read and grasp a large amount of information, and then distill that information into something not only brief and informative, but deeply clever in its own right, is incredibly rare. I’ve loved working with this guy, and highly recommend him. Mike Solana, CMO, Founders Fund
I have been through the ringer when it comes to copywriters. And very few of them have been able to hit the mark, nor have they been invested enough in us and our product to get it right. Alastair, on the other hand, was quickly able to adapt to our tone of voice, generate solutions, and create a 300%+ increase in conversion for our main product. I could not be happier. SHANE FARMER, FOUNDER OF DARK HORSE ROWING (250K+ On YOUTUBE)
He’s truly been a Godsend to our company. JON PERSSON, 7-FIGURE E-COMMERCE FOUNDER
Alastair is more than a copywriter – he’s a thought partner. Really, a brand marketing strategist. 10 out of 10 stars. Highly recommend. MATT MIRELES, FOUNDER/CEO, Talktastic + oasis ai
Alastair brings a refreshing blend of creativity and strategic insight to every project, making him an indispensable asset to any business owner or team. As someone with over 10 years of experience, working with him has been outstanding and he’s on the fast path to becoming one of the best in the industry. JOHN HAMPSON, MARKETING SOLUTIONS ARCHITECT
When I saw those emails, I genuinely laughed out loud and said ‘Alastair is weirder than I thought.’ No one else would have thought of those angles. The guy is clearly creative, and he knows how to use a unique voice to build a brand. WILL BARTLETT, CHIEF MARKETING OFFICER
Alastair wrote thoughtful, well-researched, and persuasive email copy for us. He just “gets it.” Was able to take what I needed and deliver it quickly, with very little instruction. Beyond this, he also brought a strong business acumen and consultative eye to our overall operation. NIKO LUDWIG, FOUNDER, BETTERPITCH.COM
Alastair jumped right in and, with minimal direction, delivered clean, understandable copy for us. It was like hiring a senior copywriter for the day. Billy Chasen, FOUNDER, TestCode inc
As a former marketing exec, I’m always skeptical hiring copywriters and creatives — which made working with Alastair such a breath of fresh air. The guy straight up delivered. Every timeline: met. Every promise: kept. And his writing? Absolutely killer. Alastair’s the guy. Don’t think twice about working with him. BRANDON BEAVER, FOUNDER, TESTBEST
Endorsements from elite marketers and clients are great.
But more importantly…
Here’s what my clients’ CUSTOMERS say about my work.
(the people that see the end result of my effort, and actually BUY THINGS based on it)
Jeeves… queue up the array of messy screenshots!
I’m not done yet either.
If I’m a business owner, marketing pro, or even a casual reader…
I want to see more than just people saying things.
What about actions?
What about results?
What about the NUMBERS?
Rest assured friend, I’ve got that too:
If you’re convinced I could help you, shoot me an email at alastair@odysseyconsulting.ca.
The unfortunate truth about the digital marketing and copywriting arena is that most ‘copywriters’ and ‘marketers’ are frauds.
95%+ are duds, 5% are worth their weight in gold.
I’m (humbly) gunning for a 0.1% spot.
I come from a unique background when it comes to most writers.
I’ve worked across a broad spectrum of white collar and blue collar environments, including management consulting, direct mail sales, and operations management.
I have some talent for writing, sure. And a bit of luck, no doubt.
But I’ve paid my dues through years of hard work and study.
Over the years I’ve been a lot of things.
Actor, BDR, truck driver, forklift-certified blue collar lad, and a lot more.
But these days I’m interested in maximizing my potential as an artist-athlete-entrepreneur hybrid.
I don’t hold any significant achievements in any of those three categories.
I haven’t been featured in a gallery.
I haven’t won an Olympic race.
And I haven’t built a $100M+ company.
But these things give me meaning.
And I’m curious to see just how far I can go in each.
I’m fascinated by how people decide what to do with their life, how they find their niche, and how more of us can find the things we love, and connect with genuine passions.
And if you want to come along for the ride as I work to build myself the mind of an entrepreneur, the heart of an artist, and the body of an athlete…
And learn a thing or two about how to make your customers buy what you’re selling…
And even fall in LOVE with the experience of being sold to…
WITHOUT sacrificing your authenticity, integrity, and unshakeable bond of trust earned over years of effort…
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